... Little Johnny .........
A teacher asked her class how many of them were Zuma fans.
Not really knowing what a Zuma fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different ...... Again.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Zuma fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Zuma fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a 'Democrat'
The teacher asked him why he's a Democrat.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mum's a Democrat and my Dad's a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mum was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
Little Johnny replied, 'a Zuma fan.'