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PosOnderwerp: SEVEN WORDS WITH TWO MEANINGS   Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:18 am

1. THINGY
Female......Any part under a car`s hood.
Male..........The strap fastener on a woman`s bra.

2. VULNERABLE
Female......Fully opening up one`s self emotionally to another.
Male.........Playing cricket without a box.

3. COMMUNICATION

Female......The open shaaring of thoughts and feelings with one`s partner.
Male.........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT
Female......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male..........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE
Female......An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male..........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. REMOTE CONTROLL
Female......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male..........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND...

He said......I don`t know why you wear a bra; you`ve ggot nothing to put in it.
She said.....You wear pants don`t you?

He said......Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said.....That`s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said......What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said.....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said......How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said.....We don`t know; it has never happened.

He said......Why is it diffucult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
She said.....They already have boyfriends.

She said......What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said.....A widdow!

He said......Why are MARRIED woman heavier than SINGLE woman?
She said.....Single women come home, see what`s in the fridge and go to bed. Married woman come home, see what`s in the bed and go to the fridge!!!



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