Johnny's Little Sister:
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, 'Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!'
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, 'It reminded me of a peanut.'
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked, 'Really small, was it?'
Sally replied, 'No... salty ... '